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[soupy-cooper]

Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

[goldenn-graphite]

BOY’S ON SOME REAL KING SHIT LEMME TELL YA

[machinaux]

I have to add this gem

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[storybookprincess]

suddenly remembered this poem as i was making breakfast this morning & frantically googled “poem remembered to buy eggs?????????” & somehow managed to find it & it utterly knocked the wind out of me just as much as when i first read it

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[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

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[rslashrats]

i won’t pretend america doesn’t have issues but people who are canadian, english, etc. acting like their country is better when in reality it suffers from the same issues we have annoy me to no end. you and i are not immune to nationalism

[rslashrats]

wow i made the canadians mad with this one

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[sfreedram]

i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This is about Joe fucking Biden I'm losing my mind

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Canceled for war crimes again :/

[imaginedsoldier]

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[otherwindow]

Sakurai and his team did it. They really fixed Snake’s ass. Legends.

[lesbianlugia]

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[lesbianshepard]

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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[ikariyuiofficial]

[ottermatopoeia]

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

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